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[Dec. 31st, 2006|04:31 am]
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Dear Sweet Fucking Christmas-style Jesus on a
Murderball wheelchair!
That was fucking scary!

It was bad enough to be drunk and on another person's property, but to be caught was fucking awful.

Yep. "Freeze!" "Get on the ground!" Fuckers telling me they were about to shoot me. I don't know what's even true anymore. No charges were pressed, they just let me go. Seems like if nothing was going to actually happen, they could've acted like that from the start, but no! They had to go at it like a fucking COPS episode from the very beginning! Whatever, it's over now. They said the the owner of the property might press charges. That might be intimidating if there actually was an owner.

It's a bad day for urban exploration everywhere. No handcuffs, but a shitload of busted egos and reminders that shit can go wrong at any second, anywhere.

Time for bed.
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[User Picture]From: songforpolly
2006-12-31 06:14 pm (UTC)
daamn...
tsk tsk tsk naughty boy :p
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From: thesnowysoviet
2006-12-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
Dear Sweet Fucking Christmas-style Jesus on a Murderball wheelchair!

Basically, yes. You should have gotten a Russian newspaper, man! It holds the liquor better. Trust me. Also, I totally told you this was going to happen, but whatever. Now I don't have to call you and wake you up just to double-check that you aren't lying sideways on the floor of a stranger's partially constructed house, staring at a puddle of vomit and a rough caulk sketch on the opposite wall of Jesus giving a reach-around to Kermit the Frog, or whatever it is you kids do nowadays.

If it wasn't before, your new slogan is "Where have I been? In prison, you assholes!"

P.S.: we're both doing this at some point.
P.P.S: take the 5th, they only have you on trespassing.
P.P.P.S: if you haven't skipped off to Venezuela yet.
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[User Picture]From: phosphodae
2007-01-01 01:12 am (UTC)
IT WAS BAD WHAT YOU DID

YOU WILL PAY
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From: thesnowysoviet
2007-01-01 06:15 am (UTC)
KUM OUT OF THE SIR-KUL
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[User Picture]From: phosphodae
2007-01-02 04:32 am (UTC)
Oh fuck.

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From: thesnowysoviet
2007-01-03 04:07 pm (UTC)
NAWTY BOY WE SAW WHAT YOU DID
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